rants: thinking in French

Since I'm rambling on and on, I'd like to know why I'm getting spam in French as of late. It's annoying enough to get garbage in English, but it's twice as much in French -- a language I studied in junior high school and never really learned.

Je ne parle pas francais,
toute a la merde!

As I just mentioned, I don't speak the language. Nonetheless I watch lots of French movies (more than Italian, a language spoken by my ancestors three generations ago, which I don't speak either). Maybe it's the amount of sexuality in these movies. In any case, it's definitely weird!